Friday, 16 November 2007 / 10:41
It's 10:41am nw.. Too early to start blogging though I've been absent from this blog for quite some time le.. Haha.. Well, why am I here den? Hmm.. Must be due to boredom at work ba.. Cos boss went out for some "fresh air" (cigarettes) & I'm free nw.. Hehe.. Anyway, Monday nite went archery wif a colleague (Adel, stop thinking crooked la.. He's 29 liao le.. N seriously, he's nt interested in anything more than being colleagues.. haha..) Anyway, my colleague, Sean, printed his boss's photo on A4 ppr and aim as target sia.. So funny lor.. N I was wearing work attire sia.. Imagine a lady wearing heels, shooting arrows?! Best part is - she always misaims!! Haha.. Ya la, it's me that I've just described.. It has been 3 yrs since I last touched bow & arrows.. Can still rmb the Saturdays I've spent at SP field, shooting arrows (open range somemore), putting on sunblock & laughing at WY's mis-aimed arrows.. Muahahaha.. Very evil hor?! Hehe..
It's 1:34pm nw.. Tues & Wed were just normal working days.. Woke up @ 645am, knock off @ 6pm, reach hm to slack @ 7pm.. Thurs, which happens to be yesterday, I went for the briefing for GB-GGS 10-yrs Peace Symposium.. This event is to be held on this sat.. Anyway, I was made a leader, meaning - NOT A SLACKER'S DAY!! Haha.. No la.. It means that I've to chair the discussion with the participants.. (Putri, if you're tinking it's sth big, den u're wrong.. hehe..) The participants would be divided into 8 grps, 25pax per rm.. Even so, as the presentation slides weren't done by me, I'm still quite unsure of myself.. Pray for me, frenz.. hehe.. Hopefully, the event will end by 2pm.. Hopefully, Maurice would be available from 6-10pm for dinner & movie.. Kor, if you're reading this rite nw, I promise I would let u do the ordering of food.. hehe.. Which, of course, brought me to the next topic.. MAURICE KOR KOR PASSED PTI (physical training instructor) LE!! CONGRATS KOR!! So proud of him sia.. haha.. Can still rmb our conversation on SOC wks ago.. So funny.. Ok la.. Since I'm so free nw, I'll try to do some recollection & share the joy (esp PW).. Below is the conversation:-
Me: Hey! Hw's your training today? Fun nt?
Mau: Oh.. I just finished my SOC this noon..
Me: Oh.. Fail rite? Passing timing is 10min30sec, u finished in 10minthirtyyyyy-ONEsecs rite? Haha.. Fail by 1 secs..
Mau: Ay.... No lor.. Hw can I so 玉树岭峰 de 帅哥 fail the test lei? Nt possible lor.. Haha.. My platoon target 9min finish, I finshed in 8min45secs.. Haha.. Pro Rite?? Heihei..
Me: OMG!! Pls gif me a break!! Ok la.. If saying yourself 帅makes u happier, den go ahead lor.. Haha.. Bt hor, u really passed meh? haha.. SOC must be damn easy.. Tell me more abt the SOC..
Mau: Ok.. Run 700m den obstacles den 600m run down..
Me: Wa.. I tink u gif me 10 mins, I walk the 1400m distance, shld be enuf la.. Haha..
Mau: Ay.. Dun nd 10min la.. I gif u straight do obstacles la.. Discount package.. Haha..
Me: Wei..... Hw can lidat bully me? Bt den, gd gd.. I'll take that package.. Hehe.. Wad obstacles available?
Mau: First one u already KO liao lor.. Gif u 3hrs also nt enuf..
Me: Wa lau.. dun tell me is the wall hor!!
Mau: Ya la.. haha.. I finished lunch le, u still dere lor.. Low wall.. Hehe..
Me: Wa.. Die.. Nvm.. I ask for 资源.. I bring ladder can?
Mau: Can... Bt u must bring it in yrself.. Haha..
Me: Ok.. Hehe.. I use finish liao den dump it aside la.. Haha.. :p
Mau: Wa.. ok.. next is easier.. Jus jump over a short distance.. 1sec enuf le..
Me: WTH!!! u noe my standing broad jump since young nv jump beyond 100 de lei.. Can't la.. Wad if I jump and fall? Can I stand up & walk over? heihei..
Mau: Can.. Below in the continental (kor, did i spell correctly) wires.. It's ok de.. U fall, jus climb out & con't to run lor..
Me: Wa.. Really can ar?! Wait!! The wire is barbed wire rite? If fall on it, will 屁股开花de lei.. Cannot la.. I tink i better use my 2-side ladder.. Hehe.. Smart hor?!
Mau: Yaya.. haha..
Me: Wad's next? I can finish this in 30secs..
Mau: Wow.. So pro ar.. Wahahaha.. Next - Low Rope.. Jus climb up the rope, touch the pillar & come down.. Easy rite?
Me: OMG!! Use ladder again!! (Ladder really useful sia) 30 secs.. hehe..
Mau: Haiz.. Hopeless.. Next, some monkey bar kinda obstacle.. Nd arm power..
Me: Wa.. Can I request for another item?
Mau: Ok.. Wad u wan nw?
Me: I wan high heels.. Haha.. Help me pass this obstacle.. Hehe.. 1 min.. Hehe..
Mau: Ok.. Haha.. Bt hor, gt use meh? (implying i'm short!! kor's a big BULLY!!) Okok.. Next, Triangle.. Just run up & down the other side..
Me: Tat's easy! no nd 资源! wahahahaha.. I'm the pro.. Next please! (me very yaya)
Mau: This one even easier - Suspension bridge..
Me: Yeah!! My favourite.. hehe.. 1min shld be no problem..
Mau: Haha.. ya.. Next is ZecZac.. Very easy too..
Me: Oh.. My fav pri sch game.. 1min..
Mau: Wa.. Pro sia.. Everything 1min? Wahahahaha.. Last one, just jump off high altitude to low ground..
Me: Wa.. So easy ar? I dun haf 惧高症.. Me always can de.. Haha.. Champion!! Haha..
Mau: Bt must jump over a distance hor.. Cos below gt wire.. Haha..
Me: Oh.. Can I request for sleeping mat too?
Mau: For wad?
Me: Double protection.. To be placed on the wire.. Haha.. In case I fell, I won't 屁股开花 ma.. Hehe.. Smart hor.. I tink u gif me 3 hrs sure can clear the obstacles de..
Mau: I tink hor, I let u choose any 2 to go thru la.. On top of that, gif u 30 mins.. Can?
Me: Really can ar? Gd Gd!!
Mau: CAN!! U sure choose suspension bridge & jump down de rite?
Me: Yayayayayaya.. U really noe me so well..
Mau: Of course la.. I'm a pro.. Always can de.. Haha.. Easiest of all obstacles!!
I tink kor must be rolling his eyes pretty often thru/out the conversation.. Haha.. I tink I could only say such stupid things when I'm chatting wif him ba.. Haha.. Really stupid sia.. Wahahaha.. We were laughing non-stop for half an hour.. Best part is, he was calling from camp at that pt in time.. Haha.. In the end, we had to do jaw massage for ourselves to prevent jaw cramp.. Laugh too hard liao.. (PW, next time I teach u jaw massage..)
Disclaimer: I might haf some missing obstacles & incorrect std names for the obstacles mentioned due to poor memory.. Hehe.. I counted 11 obstacles all together.. Hehe..