It’s time to start blogging again.. Hmm.. I’m abit crazy nowadays.. Jus can’t seem to stay still for a single moment.. Always haf so much to blog abt bt dun haf the mood or energy to blog.. In short, I’m plain lazy la.. N when I’m lazy, I’ll nt blog on jokes or crapping session wif ZL or Maurice.. N when my blog gets mundane, you won’t want to read.. N when nobody’s reading, I won’t haf comments & so, nt motivated to blog somemore.. You see, it’s a vicious circle.. N u’re part of it.. (Andreas, stop this can anot? Someone screams..) okok.. Since u’re part of my blog, we could nv be apart.. N when we can’t be apart, hw can I blog w/o u? Since u refused to meet me , I can’t crap wif u.. N when I can’t crap wif u I dun haf any funny jokes to blog abt.. (Oei Andreas, u better stop right nw..) Okok.. Ending soon.. U see, when I dun haf funny jokes, u won’t read.. N when u dun read, I lose motivation to blog.. N when I dun blog, u gets bored.. N when…. (Andreas Neo!! Stop it!!)

Okok.. I’ll stop here.. Anyway, the above are just craps.. If you managed to finish reading w/o thinking that Andreas is mad, den u’re the one who’s mad!! Go see doctor.. Wahahaha.. I’m just plain bored nw in the office.. Using MSWords to blog nw.. Ltr den post online.. Smart right?! Wahahaha.. Anyway, I’m gonna start blogging proper..

On fri night, I went to Michelle’s hse to play mahjong (still a learner) straight after wk.. It’s her b’day, so no choice, have to follow her decision.. Ended up losing.. Sad.. Stayed at her home overnight.. Her stupid neighbour upstairs started playing piano at 930am!! Somemore is anyhow play de.. Anyway, took taxi back to amk central to go POSB change my signature (previous one too childish le!!) and bought movie tix for Hero.. Went back hm to slack & met PW, ZL and Mau @ 420pm.. (Yes, I noe, I’m late..) Anyway, Hero that movie really very funny lor.. We laughed from start til end.. (worth watching) Bt the Korean male actor only came out for 2 mins.. sad.. Went for dinner at S11 after the movie where my sis met up wif us.. Kor & PW helped me ordered and carried my chicken chop to me.. 5 stars service sia.. Haha.. N poor ZL had to eat fruits and kuehs & ice-cream for his dinner cos of his vegetarian diet tat day!! Haha.. He refused to eat pure-veg subway!! Wahahaha.. I very evil hor.. (photos uploaded) Anyway, below is the conversation which made PW & I laughed out very loudly in AMK Hub!!

Me: Mau took the super unhealthy protein shake lor.. Of course he’ll 长大啦！You tink everyone like tat slacker ZL everyday SLACK in camp ar?! High pay somemore for such slacker! OCT, police inspector-to-be..

ZL: Ay.. I where gt slack? My job very impt de hor.. I gt participate in the ASEAN Submit somemore..

PW & Mau: Wa.. So gd ar..

Me: Please lor!! U only slack in camp lor.. On stand-by..

PW: Oh.. Slack lor..

ZL: No lor.. I’m the VIP’s securities’ security hor.. Very impt role..

Me: Please lor.. SKW lor.. Haha..

PW: (Laughing non-stop..) securities’ security..

Mau: Wad u do as Securities’ security?

ZL: (pretending nv hear my words) You see har, when the securities came back, they’ll be very tired already.. We stand at the entrance and said “welcome back to home team”.. They hungry, we serve them food.. We make sure that they’re safe when they’re asleep.. N they haf proper rest too..

Me: SKW lor!! Wahahaha..

Mau: (decided to side the male species) No la.. His job very impt de la..

PW: (still cont laughing)

Me: Please lor.. If lidat, it’s maid’s duty lor.. Serving the securities.. Chey.. hehe..

PW: (still haven stop laughing, nodded her head profusely) Yayaya.. HAhaha..

ZL: Wei.. It’s nt maid’s duty lor.. You see har, if the securities nv haf a gd meal, they’ll be hungry.. N when they’re hungry, they would not be able to react fast lor.. N when they can’t react fast, the VIP will be in serious danger.. SO, OUR JOB IS VERY VERY IMPT DE!!

Me: SKW!! Wahahaha..

Mau: No la.. Impt.. haha..

PW: (Laugh til hugging stomach liao)

ZL: (Again ignored my words) Similarly hor, if the securities nv sleep well, they’ll be super tired to protect the VIP.. Den the VIP lives will be endangered.. SO, OUR JOB IS VERY IMPT LOR!!

Me: SKW still gt so many excuses!! Wahaha.. Maid lor.. 男俑!!

PW: (Already laugh til dunno like wad le..)

Throughout the whole conversation, PW and I were laughing like crazy women.. Haha.. Guess that’s wad they call “Laughing Therapy” ba.. (PW, you can cut & paste the above conversation into your blog le hor.. I excused you from paying me the copyright.. Haha..) You see, initially I only asked Mau out for movie (bk him 1 week in advance..).. Den I asked PW (cos she said she wanna watched Hero..) Den when ZL replied ok, I noe PW will be damn entertained by the 2 guys.. Haha.. Laughing Therapy again.. Haha.. (reading my blog very entertained right?) Haha.. Well, back to dinner.. Again, I bullied kor & PW to go help me order my chicken chop (I managed to psycho PW into eating chicken chop too.. Hehe..) while I “chop” the table.. Haha.. ZL’s fruity meal!! After more jokes, all of us took 159 home.. Kor came my hm to help fix my super lag PC (and I mean lag by 2hrs b4 PC can operates per normal..) After half an hr’s diagnosis, he finally came up wif prescription for my PC’s illness.. The medical term for my PC’s illness is called “100% back-processing”.. Haiz.. He said my PC might haf too many unknown aka spywares processing in the back, so much so that even w/o running any program (by user), the PC is running own processes.. 100% somemore, when normal PC runs at 60% max.. OMG!! His prescription – Get an external hard-disk, transfer files over, run anti-spyware (kor will lend me the cd), den we see wad happens.. Haiz.. This PC’s a goner anyway.. Now waiting for kor to help me gt an external hard-disk from the IT show this wkend.. (THX KOR!!) If you’re wondering wad IT show I’m toking abt, below are the details:

SITEX 2007
Expo Hall 5 & 6
29 Nov – 02 Dec 07
1100 – 2100 hrs

I played mahjong wif my mum & sis that nite til 2am (cos sis haf to wk the very next day).. My sis & I lost to my mum.. Sobs.. Anyway, Dad mentioned that kor seems like a gd-natured guy.. Haha.. I tot of my friend’s bf and said “Looks can deceiving”.. My mum (as usual) said “you can take your time to choose”.. OMG!!! -_-

Last Sunday, both my parents didn’t work so we went to Waterloo Street to pray, have lunch.. Dad bought shirt and pants for my relative’s wedding.. I bought another pair of heels for work.. Thx God I’m fussy wif shoes, so I dun haf the bad habit of buying excessive shoes.. Haha.. I tink Adel, Will & a few more frenz would noe hw fast I buy shoes – I’ll just look into the shop, match the shoes wif my fussy criteria, and walk off (w/o even stepping into the shop) if the shoes are unsuitable for me.. Fast rite? I dun like to waste my time (and the salesperson’s time), looking, trying, picking, trying, comparing and finally walked away.. Tat’s too auntie for me.. Anyway, mum cooked Curry Fish Head, Veg, Soup and fried prawns tat nite.. I played mahjong wif my sis & mum again.. This time round, I won!! Haha.. Mum lost to both of us.. Wahahaha.. We played damn slow lor.. My sis kept thinking and thinking and thinking.. Den we decided to limit her to 5 secs per tile.. Haha.. Den she very stressed.. Wahahaha.. Thx God, my mum gt gif birth to my sis.. If nt, we won’t be able to play mahjong liao.. So funny..

Monday morning woke up late, den had to cab down to office.. (kiss S$10 goodbye..) -_- Super busy working day cos of the wk piled up over the wkend (my colleagues gt wk over wkend de la..) Den went for seminar wif boss and colleagues.. Very useful..

Tuesday (which is yesterday) was a SLACKER’S DAY! Nth much to do in office.. Slack here, slack dere.. Even managed to upload 2 videos onto my blog.. GO VIEW UNDER MY TAGBOARD!! DAMN FUNNY..

That’s all for nw.. I’m gg back to my blog viewing routine again..